The Hall of Glaze
Here we honor the donuts of legend and the mortals who drooled hardest in their name. Click around the site to raise your drool — and your rank.
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🏆 Legendary Donuts of Antiquity
Donuts so magnificent they transcended breakfast and entered myth.
- ①The First GlazeEaten by a god, allegedly
- ②The Dozen That Came Home As ElevenCase unsolved
- ③Sir Boston of CreamKnighted mid-bite
- ④The Maple Bacon IncidentStill being investigated
- ⑤The Last One Nobody ClaimedA modern tragedy
💧 Drool Champions, All-Time
The pilgrims whose devotion (and salivary output) set the standard.
- ①Brother Glazed∞ mL
- ②The Anonymous Box-Emptier48,200 mL
- ③Sister Sprinkle31,540 mL
- ④The 3AM Fridge Visitor22,015 mL
- ⑤"I'll Just Have Half" (lapsed)9,870 mL