Enshrined for all eternity

The Hall of Glaze

Here we honor the donuts of legend and the mortals who drooled hardest in their name. Click around the site to raise your drool — and your rank.

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🏆 Legendary Donuts of Antiquity

Donuts so magnificent they transcended breakfast and entered myth.

  1. The First GlazeEaten by a god, allegedly
  2. The Dozen That Came Home As ElevenCase unsolved
  3. Sir Boston of CreamKnighted mid-bite
  4. The Maple Bacon IncidentStill being investigated
  5. The Last One Nobody ClaimedA modern tragedy

💧 Drool Champions, All-Time

The pilgrims whose devotion (and salivary output) set the standard.

  1. Brother Glazed∞ mL
  2. The Anonymous Box-Emptier48,200 mL
  3. Sister Sprinkle31,540 mL
  4. The 3AM Fridge Visitor22,015 mL
  5. "I'll Just Have Half" (lapsed)9,870 mL

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