Codex Glazearum · Vol. I

The Donut Codex

A scholarly field guide to the known species of Toroidus, painstakingly documented by the Order's finest scholars over the course of one extremely productive lunch break.

The Glazed Classic

Toroidus simplexus

Conservation Status
Eaten On Sight
Habitat
The top-left corner of every box, gone by 7:04am.
Tasting Notes
Warm hug. Faint vanilla. The taste of having your life together for exactly one bite.
Glaze Index
9.1 / 10

The Chocolate Sprinkle

Confetti chocolatus

Conservation Status
Critically Festive
Habitat
Children's birthday parties; the dreams of adults pretending to be mature.
Tasting Notes
Pure serotonin with a crunchy top end. Leaves edible glitter at the scene of every crime.
Glaze Index
8.8 / 10

The Boston Cream

Surprise custardus

Conservation Status
Deceptively Stable
Habitat
The back of the box, plotting. No hole — only secrets.
Tasting Notes
Calm chocolate facade gives way to a custardy ambush. The donut equivalent of a plot twist.
Glaze Index
9.4 / 10 (when you find it)

The Jelly-Filled

Ambush fructus

Conservation Status
Volatile
Habitat
Anywhere near a clean white shirt.
Tasting Notes
Three calm bites, then a fruity detonation that ends up on your chin, your desk, and your enemies.
Glaze Index
8.3 / 10 · Splash Radius: Concerning

The Old Fashioned

Vintageus dunkus

Conservation Status
Timeless
Habitat
Beside black coffee, on a porch, judging trends.
Tasting Notes
Craggy. Dignified. Built for dunking. Holds its shape long after lesser donuts dissolve into drama.
Glaze Index
7.9 / 10 · Dunk Integrity: Elite

The Maple Bacon

Audacious carnivorus

Conservation Status
Legally Questionable
Habitat
The blurry line between breakfast and a dare.
Tasting Notes
Sweet, salty, smoky, and completely unhinged. Should not work. Absolutely does. Worshipped and feared.
Glaze Index
9.6 / 10 · Controversy: Maximum

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